Border Sauce Collection

OK, I'll admit, collecting Taco Bell Border Sauce packets is a bit strange. Did you know,
however, that a collection of Taco Bell packets saved a man's life? Click here if you don't
believe me! I'm not sure how it started, but it certainly wasn't with forethought. How many
times have you gone to Taco Bell and asked for hot sauce and received one or two
measly packets? On the rare occasion that I received more packets than I could use, I
stockpiled the extras in my desk drawer.

In 2003, Taco Bell started adding witty "wisdom" to their packets and eventually these
packets were added to my stockpile. When I made a withdrawal from the condiment
collection, I made sure that I kept at least one of each wisdom packet. After a while, it
became a quest to find new wisdom, and I stopped using the drive-thru and went in store
so that I could dig through the sauce bins to find new sayings.

In 2004, Taco Bell launched a "Share Your Sauce Wisdom" contest to find new phrases
for their sauce packets.

Below, I've listed all of the sauce packets I currently have in my collection. If you know of
any existing phrases that I do not have, please email me and let me know! By the way,
wisdom was printed on all three varieties of border sauce (Mild, Hot, and Fire), but I only
collect Hot as it is the most perfect culinary creation that can be placed in a condiment
packet.

Warning! You’re about to make a taco very happy.
Use your stomach, nacho mind.
The official sauce of Taco Bell.
Polly want a taco?
Single Hot sauce seeking friendship, maybe more.
Live life one sauce packet at a time.
Find inner peace in every piece of our marinated all white meat chicken.
Hot sauce… the new ketchup.
Save a bun, eat a taco.
Why order a taco when you can ask it politely?
The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets.
Be gentle.
How many of these do you already have in your glove compartment?

I M A HOT T R U 2?
I’m in good hands now.
Mi salsa es tu salsa.
Mmmmmmm… Sauce.
Do you add sauce left to right, or right to left?
Does a Grilled Stuft Burrito qualify you for the car pool lane?
You had me at taco.
Where are you taking me?
It’s okay… you can say it. I love you too.
Heads…
…Tails
My best friends hang out on the menu board.
When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed.
Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future.
Of all those sauce packets, why me, why now?
Pick me! Pick me!
Hello.
My sauce is an honor student at Taco Middle School.
Careful! I don’t do well under pressure.
If you throw this, could it be a flying saucer?
Bike tires scare me.
Not to be used as a flotation device.
Willing to relocate.
Open quickly…I’m burning up in here.

Will you scratch my back?
Thanks for rescuing me, Fire was getting on my nerves
I'm' taking the day off. See next packet.
Ketchup? Puh-leese.
Will you marry me?
Scratch & Sniff: Gotcha!
Make a wish.
Single Hot sauce seeking friendship, maybe more.
Can I drive?
At night the sporks pick on me
The feeling is mutual.
Ooh! Ooh! I call the glove compartment.
Not it!
Tah Dah!
This space for rent. Inquire within.
I'm just doing this between films.
I collect straws.

email me at sekaye@hotmail.com